A mystery solved

While my way back from office on train when I snapped open my Snapple today, their Real facts # 110 went like this ‘Frogs never drink’ ( you can also check out their other real facts at http://www.snapple.com/default.htm ). What?….you mean..other animals do……Oh..now I know why dog has always been the man’s best friend. Courtesy: mutual taste for Bagpiper.

Everydaylife #4, Officelife#1

Never ever trust a client who after your brilliant sales presentation says ‘Alright Mr. Nice, we’d let you know’. Actually, he did not only want to tell you that he will never call you again but also wanted you to know that yours is the most distorted firm on the face of this planet and for the price you just quoted for your services he can buy a truck full of dogs to tear away the skin out of you and leave you so far off that you will forget the way to come roaming around his offices again.

Everyday life #3

I always say that the 2 most honest places with the 2 most honest people of the moment at their 2 most honest moments are:

1. Your kitchen - when you are helping your wife clean the dishes after your guests have left and she tells you that your friend’s joke on which everyone laughed their hearts out was not only bad but silly and that your friend’s wife’s outfit was not only ill-fitting but gauche. You agree and say I love you darling.
2. Your friend’s car – when they are on their way back home after dinner at your place and he tells his wife that the food which they ate plates-full did not only look stale, it smelled like Rajpal Yadav in Bhootnath. His wife agrees and says I love you darling.

Whatever goes on before that, over food and wine is nothing but Time in action trying to lay the ground so that people can be a little honest after a little while.

Don’t think little of the ‘I love you’ part. It is another most honest moment….. honestyis thebestpolicy wise speaking

Everyday life

Maintaining the writing for this blog for the weekends, I shall be attenuating it with my quotes over the week days. I don’t call  them writings . I call them ‘everyday life’. And here are two:

Everyday life #1: We can not eventually be utter failures or completely successful. We pass. We fail. Pass. Fail. And so forth. The preparation which goes on in between is Life.

Everyday life #2: A man is not powerful because he is powerful. Neither is he powerful because we know he is powerful. He is powerful because he knows that we know he is powerful. Try telling a 3 yr old palyful child in the supermarket that the gentleman with his pants’ zipper open is the President of America. He will still go and laugh at his face.